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[-] GreenDust@lemmings.world 12 points 3 days ago

I don't do Java. What is being implied here?

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 47 points 3 days ago

The company is using old proprietary software that breaks unless a specific java version is used. And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive.

[-] carrylex@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

You should really quiet down, how else are you going to hear anything?

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