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Work as a waiter
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
“Hold my beer.”
*cheese fries
"Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"
Scalpel...
Suction...
Fry...
"As long as you maintain sterile field, I don't see any problem with it. Someone grab an extra scrub-tech to feed this doctor their cheese fries! They got a life to save!"