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this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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This is for strictly mildly interesting material. If it's too interesting, it doesn't belong. If it's not interesting, it doesn't belong.
This is obviously an objective criteria, so the mods are always right. Or maybe mildly right? Ahh.. what do we know?
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What're you, casing the joint or somethin'?
Jason Bourne over here identifying everything in your bag every time you turn your back just in case he needs to call someone in the government and antagonize them for a few minutes.
What's your next move - take the strap off the bag and use it to tie yourself to the bottom of the train so a bald guy can't find you?
Seriously, though, you should steal that shit.
No, but Jason Bourne notices things reflexively. The last line, though stated as serious, should not be taken seriously. You should only steal from large corporations- never individuals. Only monsters steal from individuals.