Since the intestines remove nutrients from shit, does it make sense to keep some shit up your ass? Is shoving your shit deeper up your ass with a flexible (probably rubbery) rod a decent survival strategy?
I’ve been collecting poop from anywhere I can find and jamming it up my ass. I have the immune system of 12 dogs, 3 cats, 14 chickens, a cow, and everyone who’s ever shit in a Porta potty on every job site I’ve ever been on. The only thing I’ve ever got was pregnant.
If you put someone else’s shit up your ass it improves your immune system.
You can also get some of the shit donors sicknesses, so maybe consult someone before you ram shit you find up your ass.
I’ve been collecting poop from anywhere I can find and jamming it up my ass. I have the immune system of 12 dogs, 3 cats, 14 chickens, a cow, and everyone who’s ever shit in a Porta potty on every job site I’ve ever been on. The only thing I’ve ever got was pregnant.
Pregnant ... with exactly how many different varieties of parasitic worm?
Hol’up…