And Cheney was a fucking monster so like that’s saying something.

Well I feel like that’s not an active decision. I get procrastination. I can let that one slide.

Idk, I wear a short beard because I think I look better with one than without one. To wear your facial hair a certain way for any other reason is just wild to me.

Man it seriously sounds like you’re having some kind of schizophrenic breakdown.

Also I don’t think high school teachers should be allowed to flirt with students.

Maybe roll it back up to 35 percent instead of letting republicans gain ground every fucking election and doing half assed measures that still result in net loss for the people? I mean it’s a step in the right direction but Jesus fucking Christ man.

I hate that becoming a certain level of rich can guarantee that you will never not be rich even if you’re the dumbest motherfucker that ever tried to do business.

Oh hey the Democrats are actually acting like they want to fucking win for once this election.

This is the perfect opportunity to do that! But I have absolutely zero faith in them actually doing that.

But maybe I’ve become jaded in my age with politics. Maybe they won’t just choose the worst possible option.

Banning elbows not being allowed on the table and hats not being allowed indoors are also wins for me

Okay but it’s illegal for him to distribute counterfeit money knowingly isn’t it

That’s adorable. That’s also super not what happened tho.