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[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

[-] Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

[-] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

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