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[-] JATtho@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

[-] paulbg@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

[-] Metahodos@ani.social 7 points 6 days ago

Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago

So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 75 points 1 week ago

New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

Contains X% juice.

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 45 points 1 week ago

Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 week ago

Now in stores, for only undefined

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Sale! Only NaN!

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 46 points 1 week ago

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago

And sugar, of course.

[-] a14o@feddit.org 36 points 1 week ago
  1. I'd try it
  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
[-] noli@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago

Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

[-] Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 days ago

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

[-] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago

Where is the default fruit picture

[-] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago

The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 25 points 1 week ago
[-] tfm@europe.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Better?

Edit: It is advised to temporarily turn off dark mode

[-] a14o@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

Moo(u) juice!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago
[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It's the default for a reason.

[-] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Love me some default_juice

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

[-] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago

Give me more of that default_juice

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

It's largely acceptable!

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago

Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

[-] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

When the government gives you a free meal

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