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there's no escape! brew another cup! (mander.xyz)
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[-] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 34 points 5 months ago

No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?

[-] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 5 months ago

I don't know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

...I've never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don't ever let it escape you.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it's full of stars.)

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

i have some news for you as to what pegging is

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I say again, I volunteer as tribute! I'll take a pineapple in the ass if that what it takes to get blown my two women again.

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

good news, then!

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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