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Developer: Kill me if you must but i've turned the wheel into a modular service called systemd-wheel
Investor: Can the wheel be made into a subscription service?
Consumer: It say's here I can subscribe to 'Wheel Pro' for only $69.99/month and I will automatically receive all the latest features the second they come out!
Noob: I just use WIMP, it's free and does 99% of what Wheel Pro does. I don't need all those extra features.
Consumer: Psh, WIMP is ugly and you can't even adjust the tire pressure by millipascals.
Noob: They added that feature in March.
Consumer: I NEED IT FOR WORK OK!
GNOME developer: "Stop forcing us to use wheels! Why can't you just import GTK in your project?"