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[-] MJKee9@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

Without a base, without a trace.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass.

Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

I wonder... What if you removed the wires holding the cork, inserted said cork end of the bottle, and shook the bottle mercilessly. How would the ER get to the cork from that far up?

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I'm sure they can extract it from your chest cavity during your autopsy.

[-] ksigley@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Holy cow, this is great. Thank you. I will be stealing this handy little phrase.

[-] MJKee9@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I can't take credit for the phrase. On the podcast Jordan Jesse Go with Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorne, they celebrate Anal August. It's a month where they celebrate anal toy safety.

[-] ksigley@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'll have to check it out. Thank you for sharing :^)

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 points 5 days ago

Tie a string around the top and launch it into someone's ass with a spud cannon. Rectal harpoon.

[-] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Then pull back with Scorpion line: Get over here!

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