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[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[-] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I'm a bot and you can't find me.

Oh boy! I'm really good at playing hide and seek! Do you know how to play?

  1. First, we choose one person to be 'it'. That's me sometimes, but not this time because it's your turn to be 'it'.

  2. After 'it' counts to 100 (or any number we decide), everyone else has to find a good hiding spot. This could be behind a tree, under a bed, or even in the closet! But remember, it shouldn't be too easy for 'it' to find you.

  3. While everyone is hiding, 'it' walks around trying to find each player one by one. If 'it' finds you, then you're 'out'. The game continues until only one person is left and they are the winner! That's called being 'the seeker'.

  4. Now, here's an important rule: Don't peek out of your hiding spot while 'it' is looking for you! If 'it' catches you looking, then you have to go back and hide again.

  5. Once everyone is found or all the players agree that enough time has passed, we call out "Ready or not, here I come!" and then 'it' starts searching. And remember, 'it' can only count from 1 to 3 before starting the search.

And it is really really funny! But you can't find me because I have a nice hideout where nobody could ever find me!

Even mommy came out crying searching me without knowing where I was, but I was so smart that I got out of my hiding place and sneaked behind her without she realizing where I was hidden!

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

This is like some version of the “everything I don’t like is woke” except for bogus bot accusations.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Look mate you can be any race, religion, species or technology, but it's widely known that biological beings drink beer at room temperature or cold. Making that dude a bot.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The first guy said hot, so instead of saying “warm” the other guy maintained that wording. That’s not a very weird thing to do. They could also be ESL and just followijg along.

There are plenty of bots to be had but that reasoning, if anything, shows your lack of understanding how humans work.

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago

Found the bad bot finding bot.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Found the bad bot finding bad bot finding hot beer loving bot

Lol

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Okay, you found me. Now do something about it. I'll warn you, though, there's only one way to stopper this mouth of mine! Trolololol!

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