Q: What’s the difference between Epstein’s client list and his alleged black book?

A: The black book includes alternate cover art, gilded page edges, and a foreword by actor Kevin Spacey.

Q: Is Donald Trump named in the Epstein files?

A: There is no record of Epstein’s best friend hanging out with him.

Q: Does a cabal of super-rich pedophiles really exist?

A: It’s more of a loose friend group.

Q: Who was president when Epstein mysteriously died in prison?

A: The alleged suicide took place in between the end of Obama’s second term and the beginning of the Biden administration.