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[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago

"We've never spoke to this man." - Coke

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure the CEO got a call from the Whitehouse and had a brief, rambly word salad vomited at them over the phone, and replied diplomatically along the lines of "we will absolutely investigate that as a possibility" in much the same way you placate someone elses precocious child

this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2025
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