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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sure. But.

Story time:

I was once annoyed at the airport x-ray and joked something like "duh, of course there's a bomb in my bag ๐Ÿ™„".
The security guy then said: "I know you're joking, you know you're joking, but I now must search your luggage thoroughly. Congratulations."

Lesson learned: never say "bomb" in an airport. You might have the right, but it will make your & other people's day shittier.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

What if my grandfather was a bombardier?

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

Both you and grandfather are getting a federal colonoscopy.

[-] somewhiteguy@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Federal Colonoscopy in action:

Jim Carrie exiting a Rhino during Ace Ventura Pet Detective movie

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

That gif has a smell.

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