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[-] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 88 points 1 day ago

hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 86 points 1 day ago

TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago

I thought it was reported to Santa?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas. Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"