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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

I've been going through the Columbo catalog. Yes, Columbo is really cool, as police shows go. Also I was watching a bit of Red Dragon.

One common narrative is that some cops are special, and have this really precise intuition, which someone magically cuts through all the many details of the case and exactly hones in on the correct perpetrator, which is never without fail. I love Columbo, but FUCKKKK he's so guilty of this. From minute ten of the episode, he's knows who is the murderer and he's just examining all the inconsistencies of the story until the murderer just confesses and goes to a life in prison without a fight. In Red Dragon, ~~Ben~~ Ed Norton's character can just look at the crime scene photos and then the crime plays in his brain like a movie. I might be exaggerating slightly as I was bored of that film. Think Odo, who just knows when something illegal is going to go down.

I feel like many cop movies have this "special police intuition" trope going on.

It does upset me. If one's ever gone dealt with the legal system in any way, cops are wrong AF. I think we've all experienced it when a cop makes a snap (lazy) judgement, follows through with their hunch out of sheer laziness and hubris, the cop builds a lazy ass case out of vibes, and then the innocent victim spends an inordinate amount of time and money trying to prove their innocence, if they're even able to secure their innocence. Often many are stuck with the results of a 5 second cop hunch for the rest of their lives. Prosecutors and courts generally take the cops' findings at their word.

In another venue, we've all tried fighting snap judgements is from admin on Twitter and reddit-logo. AFAIK, I've never seen an admin apologise or return a ban.

I feel like some podcast like Citations Needed or whatever covered this, but no amount of Googling led me to where this idea came from.

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[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So Steven Seagal volunteers to help the police, which is something some chud Americans seem to do.

I feel like I've read up on Fascist counterrevolutions having chud petite bourgeoisie do volunteer militia/police stuff.

Also what level of nerd does one need to be to LARP as a cop in their free time.

[-] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's the worst show imaginable. And if you're thinking,"yeah, a cop show with Steven Seagal larping as a pig would be bad," trust me it's even worse than what you imagine. They literally had an episodw where they called in a tank into a residential neighborhood in a small sting operation just to make Steven and the cops look badass, but it just looked pathetic and ridiculous. If I seem to remember they got a fair amount of flak for that.

Edit: Yeah, the guy they were raiding sued: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/steven-seagal-sued-using-tank-raid-bust-alleged-204603144.html

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

With Seagal, I can't fathom someone putting so much damn time and energy into their image and ego, his whole persona just feels exhausting. He must be the absolute worst person to have as a friend; I'm sure he just brags constantly.

[-] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've actually read that he is exactly like that, making up easily refuted stories and self-aggrandizing. I seem to remember one about him saying he trained with some renowned master only to have it confirmed he wasn't even born at the time the guy was alive and active. He's truly a fascinatingly moronic person.

Edit: Found a good article pointing out some of his asshattery: https://movieweb.com/steven-seagal-lies-martial-arts/

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