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Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims
(theonion.com)
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He wouldn't have any idea where any of his food came from if it didn't say McDonald's on his burger wrapper.
Like how koalas won’t eat plucked eucalyptus leaves, unwrapped burgers just don’t look like food to trump.
These sorts of problems accompany extreme stupidity and advanced chlamydia. At least koalas have the excuse of never attending school to learn differently.
A Koala would learn more in school.