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"The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homestyle difference, but you cannot, and there’s no way that ham can be $8.99 per pound after I brought grocery prices to an all-time low. However, that’s nothing compared to the horrendous ham prices we saw under Biden.”

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[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago
  1. I doubt he knows what the prices of food are or have been, let alone cares other than to sell BS to the MAGA Taliban
  2. MAGA Taliban with either believe His word or use doublethink to understand him to be right
  3. I think someone spelled ham for him
[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

they have to put those sort of things in to make it unrealistic enough to qualify as satire: otherwise it's just fake news...

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