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[-] JayObey711@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

This actually happened to me when I worked at McDonald's. Guy wanted a toy for boys. I listed all the stuff we had and asked to pick. None of the toys were really gendered at all. He kept insisting that I should just pick a toy for boys.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

Yes sir. A toy for boys. Are we speaking of a genderfluid boy maybe or an honest god-fearing, completely heteronormative boy - no shame in that, sir, it's not your fault.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

"Bless your little heart sir. I know it's not easy choosing the "boy toy" when one isn't pink. But I need to reach deep down into those man genes and deduce which one is the boy toy. If you choose poorly then you and your kids are super gay now. Dems da rules sir!."

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Well obviously the boy toys are the ones I use my penis to play with.

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