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[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago

One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.

He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.

I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Username…sadly checks out

this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025

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