[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

I want to bleed out not on the bench, but just below it, my back propped up by the wood.

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

Hot damn that's a serious update.

  • more pictos
  • more bosses in the tower
  • new level to explore
  • new music
  • FSR 4 support
  • photo mode

I am jealous of the high the devs must be feeling right now.

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago

BITCH

BITCH IS THE WORD

FUCK

OK I'M MAKING MY OWN UNCENSORED VERSION NOW.

THERE FIXED

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[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 4 months ago

One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.

He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.

I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 months ago

Sorry fam, db0 is too good as a shorthand.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Wear it proudly.

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 132 points 5 months ago

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don't understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there's zero chance of you being up money at any point.

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 6 months ago

TL;DR - Intel A750 won

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 7 months ago

Phil is a menace and must be stopped

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 8 months ago

You mean fuck off?

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 8 months ago

Those 9/11 pants go HARD

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 8 months ago

I got into an argument with some coworkers over whether or not Gonzo counts as a sex icon.

Everyone agreed Miss Piggy is, but it was 50/50 on Gonzo.

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