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One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.

He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.

I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.

Sorry fam, db0 is too good as a shorthand.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Wear it proudly.

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don't understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there's zero chance of you being up money at any point.

TL;DR - Intel A750 won

Phil is a menace and must be stopped

You mean fuck off?

Hey, I actually worked on the marketing campaign for the game. We were the ones who shipped out review copies, handed out press kits and whatnot.

I still have an Eddie Riggs statue proudly sitting in my closet.

Ask me anything, I suppose.

And to answer the obvious question, we kind of knew about the RTS elements in the game, but not the full extent of them. So when the reviews came in blasting the game for being a bait and switch, that was fully justified.

Those 9/11 pants go HARD

I got into an argument with some coworkers over whether or not Gonzo counts as a sex icon.

Everyone agreed Miss Piggy is, but it was 50/50 on Gonzo.

That is a FAT possum.

I also can't tell if him or the Santa is more uncomfortable.