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Anon gets a DUI (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 weeks ago

"it's not a war crime the first time around"

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"lobsters in vases"

"How do lobsters get into vases?"

"Are vases lobsters?"

"Can a lobster run for president?"

"Is the president a lobster?"

"Historical lobsters in politics"

"Am I a lobster?"

"Lobster deworming medication"

"Red Lobster CEO in 2007"

{REDACTED}

"how to drive stick shift unmarked 1996 Honda Civic"

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 months ago

BITCH

BITCH IS THE WORD

FUCK

OK I'M MAKING MY OWN UNCENSORED VERSION NOW.

THERE FIXED

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Anon on ethnic women (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 7 months ago

One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.

He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.

I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 8 months ago

Sorry fam, db0 is too good as a shorthand.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Wear it proudly.

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 132 points 8 months ago

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don't understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there's zero chance of you being up money at any point.

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 9 months ago

TL;DR - Intel A750 won

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 10 months ago

Phil is a menace and must be stopped

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 11 months ago

You mean fuck off?

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 11 months ago

Those 9/11 pants go HARD

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 11 months ago

I got into an argument with some coworkers over whether or not Gonzo counts as a sex icon.

Everyone agreed Miss Piggy is, but it was 50/50 on Gonzo.

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