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[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The secret is to sell the vulnerabilities in the black market

Or perform some huge insider trading with all the meetings details you stole.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

The real pro-tip is posting about it on an internet forum before you do it lol

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Bro you have the wrong name

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