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[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 weeks ago

These MFs don't even pay developers, what makes you think you're going to hire an actual pentester

[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The secret is to sell the vulnerabilities in the black market

Or perform some huge insider trading with all the meetings details you stole.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Bro you have the wrong name

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

The real pro-tip is posting about it on an internet forum before you do it lol

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

I guess it depends how legally I want to go about it—there's always someone that will pay for the exploit details

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 weeks ago

Hell yeah fuck yeah send it brother, just be careful and don't go after the little guys

[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 weeks ago

At this point, those who rely on LLM to be a magic bullet deserves it.

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