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With big tits, you can also star in a eugenics-toting commercial like Sydney Sweeney
She doesn't have that big breasts
Counterpoint:
Yeah she really doesn't.
In fact, her booba is literally smaller than just the average American woman.
Sweeney's got Ds, which yes, are notablely uncommon for someone of her height and overall fitness level...
But the average American woman has DDs.
Breast size generally correlates pretty well with BMI.
but also:
Beyond all the eugenics/nazi drama... I was just baffled by the shot and line about how they make your butt look good.
No, these pants do not do that, on this person/model, you can see it, it looks like Hank Hill's (almost total lack of) ass.
Sweeney does not have a remarkable badonkadonk, and those pants do nothing to make it look like she does, and I am honestly baffled that the ad attempted to argue otherwise, when the reverse is clearly the case.
also also:
Oh, she's from Spokane, welp, that entirely explains her and her family's politics.
I'm guessing Spokane is currently freaking the fuck out over all the nearby farms losing all their workers, good job!
I wonder how hard they're still trying to break Eastern WA and Eastern OR off and join those counties into 'Greater Idaho', aka 'The Aryan Brotherhoodly Love State'.