Cleavage looks like a bum, so the age old questions answer is....
Ass.
Or both.
That is true imo. Don't want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf
Ok but what if evil not as in the racist cat-kicker way but as in hot DC wizard of darkness way?
The bills have greater value because you can carry more of them in less space and the savings in space can be used to pick up other objects.
The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money
Combine both with gold coins or, even more valuable, rhodium bars.
I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
Works for penises too.
A penis made of pennies
Does it work for ass pennies?
Just count them before you put them in so you are sure you get them all out
Now this is life advice!
The best tits are the ones someone decides to share with you.
<3
ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful
BITCH: Boobs In Tight Clothes Hypnotize
People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I'm always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don't care about boob size.
Personally, I'm like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: "I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window."
I feel like most people say they don't care about boob size but really want to say they don't care about boob size, so long as they are within the "normal" range of "not nearly nothing" and "not a planet yet"
For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I'm surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I'm at motorboating distance from a partner's boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.
I don't know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it's impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it's a case of all the women I've slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don't think that's the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.
Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I'm realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I'm sleeping with someone, I've made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren't able to do that, I probably wouldn't get to the point of seeing them naked.
Eh, A cups on a Pixar mom are better than the best breasts in the world on a stick figure. They're just kinda... there? Sure they look nice, but they don't really summon a force in me.
The obsession about breasts is mostly American thing. Here in Europe it's all about ass.
I live in Germany and can confidently say that's absolutely not true. It's also a weird thing to try and attach to Americans specifically?
Well, I am from Poland, and I don't know any friend who is overly obsessed about women breasts. But if you look into American media, especially from few decades ago when it was normal to oversexualize women, it's all about that.
I haven't been to Germany yet, so I don't know what's normal there. But I might just have overgeneralized my observation, yeah.
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.
Look up the largest breast record holder.
That’s too fucking big.
I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.
Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that
$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days
A wise friend once said, "the best boobs are the ones you can touch."
Anon realized they didn't have the required $100 consulting fee either in bills or in coins, so no obvious conclusions can be drawn from the conversation.
These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine
A friend was taking the piss out of NFTs once and I, not knowing what an NFT was at the time, misheard them as saying "non-fungible titties". We, all of us being very gay, found this hilarious because our experience of seeing breasts had shown us that breasts are indeed non-fungible.
I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth. So far my record is still 1.
The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.
Anon Replies: "These bills are fake"
The philosopher shrugs: "My analogies aren't perfect"
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