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Meta Platforms. X Corp. tell me those aren't straight from a strangely prescient cyberpunk classic

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[-] Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net 86 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

[-] Rilichu@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

"Well, there was a bit of a stir when it was decided that since corporations are people, they could technically run for president. But President Walt Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has done wonders for the economy... given that it's... now the economy"

[-] rDrDr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Don't blame me I voted for Tim Apple

[-] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Oxnvat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Denny's-Applebee's-Max

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Omni consumer products.

[-] mudmaniac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I used to call it ActiBlizz. What am I supposed to do now?

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

MS ActiBlizz sounds like the next addition to MS Office but they already renamed it to "Microsoft 365"

[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Microsoft Excel

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