I’m just waiting for Omni Consumer Products (OCP) to open in Detroit.

Don't forget Truth Social. Straight out of ministry of truth.

Now we just need companies to have their own militaries and then for someone to nuke one of their towers. We'd have the whole nine yards.

I still think it's hilarious that Facebook renamed to Meta, and anything they did with the "metaverse" was a huge failure. It's like they didn't learn their lesson from Second Life.

Don't forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

Oh and don't forget the cheeky suckers that explicitly named their nutritional supplement company Soylent Nutrition, Inc.

Pretty much. Welcome to the fucking future I guess. There's no flying cars and green cities and happiness or bloody universal healthcare, instead we have corpos trying to turn us into their consumer slaves and governments turning authoritarian. Just do what you're told and buy more. Don't ask questions don't think just browse TikTok, improve your social credit score, and imprint more ads into your psyche until WW3.

We're walking into hell with our eyes wide open fuck me it hurts.

My first ISP in the late 90s was Skynet Online.

Those names were always parodying the names of actual corporations. I'm pretty sure Weyland Yutani is basically supposed to be like Lockheed Mitsubishi

Normal people reading dystopian fiction: “wow, the author really portrayed well the downfall of humanity if we were to go down the wrong path”

Billionaires reading dystopian fiction: “hey, you know what…”

When Weyland corp announce a merger with Yutani industries it's time to worry.

Waiting for Weyland-Yutani...

You want a trip down “is this a cyberpunk dystopia company” name, go check out the data brokers on the data broker registries in Vermont and California.

There's also E Corp from Mr. Robot.

I always thought this for the financial market: Standard & Poor

Moody

The Fed (as in, the past tense of feed)

You didn't mention Facebook? That's super dystopian to me. What's a face book if not a large collection of identities being monitored?

When runaway capitalism is the norm and all the shareholders care about is that bottomline, then they will lean into the dystopia and be blatant about it when nobody is stopping them laughing all the way to the bank.

I also like Alliant Techsystems, then merged with Orbital Sciences Corp into Orbital ATK.

They are part of NGIS (Northrop Grumman Innovation Systems), so evil things might come from there.

I'm still waiting for the cool neon signs.

Yea, X Corps definitely becomes the manufacturer of the protein bar machines on snowpiercer

I find it amusing how nobody noticed when Valve changed their name to Valve Corporation ages ago, and people keep referring to it as Valve Software.

If you think about it, all sorts of fucked up things that are happening now have been portrayed as a bad thing in past media: Virtual words, virtual-fuckin' land (not 100% sure this one is real, still really hoping its not), misuse of AI, smart houses, where everything is controlled by a remote (which relies on electricity / wi-fi), even stuff like alexa, which is listening to every word you say, at your home...

Art creates the future. Whatever we envision we steer ourselves toward, consciously or unconsciously. A vision has gravity, and pulls people toward it. The more a vision is etched into people’s minds, the more likely we will live it.

I’m convinced Apple’s overall aesthetic is based on Star Trek: TNG. Or at least it was for a phase, until we got bored with it and took it even further.

There's a company called Hashicorp that's been in the news recently. Literally perfect

Pinkerton Consulting and Investigations Inc is a pretty good one too.

Amazon web services

Doesnt sound so evil...

There's a company near me called the Telamon Corporation, which is the name of the Dragon from the Wheel of Time. So it's not just cyberpunk, there's fantasy as well

As long as we get coporate songs like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HTR0BiFehA

Again