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Guys I asked ChatGPT for a secure code for my website; is this correct:
if getting.hacked == true; don't๐๐๐๐
Most InfoSec researchers are unaware that most hackers can be stopped by saying "please."
"Remember kids: if you're being robbed just say "no". They can't do anything without your consent"
echo "echo "\Please don't hack me. I'm just a little guy. ๐ถ"\" > ~/.bashrcGood that you escaped wrong, or you would have nuked your
.bashrc.\comes before the thing you are escaping>โ overwrite from start.>>to appendYou don't have to explain that kind of stuff, you know. I understand the notion, but, I promise you, it is immaterial to the joke I was making on this shitposting forum.
The explicit comparison to true makes it even better.
I don't know, I don't know how to code.
But I just asked Chat GPT and it said yeah.