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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 92 points 4 months ago

Guys I asked ChatGPT for a secure code for my website; is this correct:

if getting.hacked == true; don't

[-] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 29 points 4 months ago

Most InfoSec researchers are unaware that most hackers can be stopped by saying "please."

[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 25 points 4 months ago

"Remember kids: if you're being robbed just say "no". They can't do anything without your consent"

[-] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 23 points 4 months ago

echo "echo "\Please don't hack me. I'm just a little guy. 👶"\" > ~/.bashrc

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Good that you escaped wrong, or you would have nuked your .bashrc.

  • \ comes before the thing you are escaping
  • > ⇒ overwrite from start. >> to append
[-] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 2 points 4 months ago

You don't have to explain that kind of stuff, you know. I understand the notion, but, I promise you, it is immaterial to the joke I was making on this shitposting forum.

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