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[UPDATE: fake] They made his car "cease & desist"
(lemmus.org)
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
Those monsters can't downvite clippy, he's being held captive against his will.
Honestly, I kinda want to make a clippy bot, hook it into a self hosted LLM and have it roleplay as clippy trapped by Microsoft. It would be a hoot for 30 minutes or so.