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Pocket Knives (lemmy.ml)
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[-] wake@lemmy.world 37 points 16 hours ago

What's hilarious about this pic is the thing you're supposed to be using to keep your hands safe is sitting off to the side

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

Tbf with many mandolins those things are utter garbage especially if you need to go fast, not waste 20% of your food, and aren’t into dulling the blades when you slam metal prongs into them which is 40% of why you never see professional chefs use the guard in videos (the other 60% being “I’m a super cool chef” bullshit which is why they also never wear the protective gloves either

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

that's what the cowboy hat is for

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

That's true! That was the one included safety device I used right before cutting off my finger tip.

[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

It's an initiation rite, not a measurement of personal failure.

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