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I had 4 housemates to help cover the mortgage

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[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

What is the stereotypical male life goal? I wanna use this against the guys in my life.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 6 months ago

Build a house, have a son, plant a tree.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

get married, have kids, buy/build a house, get a nice retirement plan and a gold watch, have a nice midlife crisis, eat a really nice steak that's too big for me and finish the whole thing (and this is the important part) while a bunch of people watch and maybe I win a t-shirt, lose a pie-eating contest at some kind of local food festival, that kind of thing

one of my personal ones is to eat one of everything to maintain my dominant position on the food chain, but that's just a lil bit of fun

[-] sus@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

wrestle a gorilla and win, obviously

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

800 pound silverback gorilla or sun bear. one or the other, no in between

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Move out of the basement.

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Work 40+ hours and own a house, car, and wife.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I don't think you can own wives nowadays!!

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Achieving gender equality.

this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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