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[-] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

Clearly satire

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

I agree, the terminology used gives it away.

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's kind of hard for me to tell on this one. Maybe the boomer lead is seeping into my brain.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Nah, it's the microplastics.

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Why not both ™?

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

With a pinch of PFAS for good measure?

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Microplastics are stored in the balls.

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025

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