Good plan, the wizard makes a better shield/weapon when they stop squirming (aka die)
Check his pockets, he might have a phylactery.
Wouldn't carrying an actual shield be easier and be more durable?
I'm sorry, is this some NPC thing I'm too Barbarian to understand?
Probably.
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Good plan, the wizard makes a better shield/weapon when they stop squirming (aka die)
Check his pockets, he might have a phylactery.
Wouldn't carrying an actual shield be easier and be more durable?
I'm sorry, is this some NPC thing I'm too Barbarian to understand?
Probably.