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[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 31 points 1 month ago

"Everybody knows you can have it done well, fast, or cheap. Pick two."

"No! All three! All the time! Zero drawbacks! All profits and benefits! I am a very good and visionary boss. Have some room temperature Little Caesar's on the house and make me rich."

this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2025
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