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Call of Daddy (lemmy.ml)

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[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago

Fellas is it gay to have a kid?

[-] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 10 points 3 weeks ago

only if you got a diaper bag without camo

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 3 weeks ago

Diapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky.

[-] BandanaBug@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Only if it's a boy

[-] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

If the gays don't have kids we will run out of gays /s

[-] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Only if you teach them to be literate.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

What if I'm gay and I can't read?

[-] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine keeping cum as a pet

And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol

[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

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