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I Even Gave My Life To Jesus In Their Parking Lot (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 59 points 4 months ago

i think he gave a life altering blowjob in that parking lot

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

To Jesus?

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 months ago

i don't expect cracker barrel parking lot sex partners to give real names

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Dedicated it to Jesus

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

Bro put it ong fr fr no cap

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

yes, he noticed that he was a really hard worker when he was hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot across the street, and he thought that he deserved something nice

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