That wasn’t Jesus in the parking lot, man.

The new one

Wtf does « gave my life to Christ » means in that situation? Did mf get baptized in the parking lot??

I'm not an American and I've only seen this logo a couple of time but I'll be completely honest - this remodel fucking sucks.

I despise minimalism and these transitions from oldschool cool to these post-modernist corporate garbage. And that's definitely one.

I remember getting on my knees for Jesus in the cracker barrel parking lot.

Life made so much more sense once his warm love filled me.

The new logo is definitely worse, I'll give them that.

Just typical corporate mediocrity.

I'm confused. The new logo is great, or it's shit, I don't care. But what does it have to do with wokeness? Did the old man sitting by the barrel start sucking dick on the billboard? Has he transitioned? Does the new logo secretly spell out black lives matter in invisible ink? It's just the name in a sort of blob? How is this political? What am I missing here?

All these black people thinking Trump will help their careers 😂

Another chapter in "Everything i do not like is woke"

The new design is minimalistic slop, for sure. But why would i give a fuck about a companies logo. Honestly we should not even be reacting to this bait.

Cool story, bro. Where are the Epstein files?

Conservatives crying buckets of tears over a corporation's new logo is my kink.

now that I've been forced to hear about this shit halfway around the globe, can someone tell me what's the significance of the bean-like shape of the original's background?

Southerner here:

Cracker Barrel is literally the worst restaurant I have ever been to. By far.

It was years ago, and I got fried fish and mashed potatoes, and it was so bad I couldn’t eat it. I am not picky: I have never skipped a plated meal at a restaurant, or even at home unless I’m deathly ill. But it was like a tv freezer dinner someone had dipped in water.

…And this is bizarre, as you have no idea how much food is part of the culture down here. Maybe it’s because my family in the south is suburban, not rural, but I have no earthly idea how that chain would get idolized.

What a pathetic fucking culture.

What exactly are they pissed about? Yeah, the new design looks like ass, but what's woke or even political about that?

When I think of fixtures, I think of Cracker Barrel, too! Because I spent about 2.5 days staring at my bathroom fixtures expelling demonic essences from my bowels after contracting food born illness from a meal I ate there.

I mean does anyone else remember the story about Cracker Barrel refusing to seat black families, or is that just me?

New logo blows. Cracker Barrel food is a quarter step above pig slop.

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