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[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

We can think bigger. Trump dies, Vance chokes to death on a hot pocket the same day. Chuck Grassley becomes the oldest president ever and a stiff breeze takes him out. 5 presidents in one year.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Chuck Grassley

"I'm 91. I'm 91. But I'm strong as the day I started workin' in congress which was 19 and 81. I think Iowa was on the wrong side in the war that happened a couple decades before. But the Union won. What can ya do? Trump - God bless him saved us. Anyho - but I feel as tall as the corn in those days. Firm. Young. Tall! Corn. A man could like corn in special ways. Not like now with woke. Corn tall as the barn. Nothing better. Nothing bet—" And a slight breeze knocks him over. He falls in a strange way right onto his head.

An onlooker says "Is he dead?"

"I ain't dead." He proclaims. But right then he dies.

[-] JayTreeman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Might be the funniest last words

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Vance chokes to death on a hot pocket the same day.

That's how I wanna go

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

you forgot about Mike Johnson

[-] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

The Presidential Porn Accountability Act of 2026

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