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[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

I was a platform engineer for a cyber security company for 6+ years and had worked in another ramshackle garage-based startup before that. I was burnt out and angry all the time. On call for a week out of every month.

I recently got a job writing software fully remote for a medical device company with a single 30min interview with a non-technical manager.

They don't even know how to use my skills well. My "mentor" can hardly write an Excel formula. My boss has once seen an excruciatingly simple app I made at someone else's request. I built it in a couple hours. It has a file chooser button and a run button. Blew her mind. Multi-platform builds are now automated via CI/CD. I seriously over-deliver and they won't ever know it.

I actually put in about 30 hours/week and bill 40. I have 3-4 short meetings a week to interface with a couple vendors. None of them, even my 1:1 with my boss is on camera. It just isn't done. I get maybe 2 chat messages and 2 emails a day.

Easiest $150k/yr ever. And my spouse has great benefits through work.

Why the hell would I ever go back to "tech?"

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

You hiring? Jesus that sounds amazing

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 22 points 1 month ago

medical device company with a single 30min interview with a non-technical manager.

Easiest $150k/yr ever. And my spouse has great benefits through work.

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

My “mentor” can hardly write an Excel formula. My boss has once seen an excruciatingly simple app I made at someone else’s request. I built it in a couple hours. It has a file chooser button and a run button. Blew her mind.

Ah, so that's the reason I bitch constantly about my medical device. I swear it was coded by monkeys.

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If it gives you any solace, we're not in the device software group and don't even interface with them.

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