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I work retail, and customer and fellow employee alike have no ability to google fucking anything, and this isn't bound by any age bracket or demographic. Young and old alike, half my job is googling shit for them, I'll do it in front of them in an attempt to be like "see you can do this yourself next time" and it never works. People will call my shop and ask me to google the phone number and directions TO OTHER STORES!

I forced a younger coworker to google a question he asked me yesterday and I swear I heard the fucking 2001 Space Odyssey theme played as he realized you can find information to answers your questions yourself!

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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 84 points 4 weeks ago

I once wondered what it would be like if me and my coworkers were sent back in time to the Paleolithic.

"How do I open coconut Ugh?"

"Ugh-ohh, I showed you this two moons ago, you hit with big stone."

"How big of a stone?"

"Just find stone, hit coconut."

"Can Ugh just do this for me!"

"Ahhhh!"

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 31 points 4 weeks ago

"Ahhhh!"

"No not Ahhh I said Ugh"

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago

No Ugh's on first

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