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You gonna die for the mouse?
You gonna risk a broken knuckle from punching someone for the mouse?–didn't think so. But you do want to keep your job. So you agree to be subdued.
No, as explained earlier, if you are tied up by an assailant, you are now at their mercy, has 0 to do with work
So. You choose to hurt yourself for the mouse–at bare minimum you fuck your hand up, maybe you fucking die.
Or you let the professional stranger whos clearly in a hurry–the one who has an escape plan–and just asked where the money is tie you up with your co-workers. There's no third option. You're internet poisoned.