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Living The Dream (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 88 points 4 months ago

Let me guess: it's banning vaccines.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 73 points 4 months ago

surprise! it's actually banning tylenol

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Short Mallinckrodt stocks.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

It's okay, acetaminophen isn't included. This is not a joke.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 4 months ago

[-] missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

augh but it's the only pain reliever I'm allowed to take!

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

News just in: not feeling pain is now illegal.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

Nah, it's banning autism. Lock 'em up!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

No. He's going to enslave them all as farm laborers because we don't have anyone left in the US to pick the crops.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

banning acetomeniphen, aka brand name tyelenol, and paracetomol in the EU and AUS.

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