Science any technology careers got you down? Join the Ministry of Truth in their never-ending crusade to correct history for the masses.

Ignorance is Strength. Freedom is Slavery. War is Peace.

The Party invites loyal citizens to apply for prestigious positions within the Ministry of Truth, the cornerstone of Oceania’s ideological purity and historical integrity.

Position: Records Editor - Department of Historical Rectification

Classification: Inner Party Clearance Preferred (Outer Party considered)

Responsibilities:

• Skillfully revise historical documents, newspapers, and broadcasts to ensure complete alignment with current Party doctrine.

• Vaporize obsolete facts and unpersons from the public record.

• Maintain perpetual correctness in all Party predictions and pronouncements.

• Collaborate with Thought Police to identify semantic inconsistencies and subversive language.

Qualifications:

• Proficiency in Newspeak (Level 3 or higher).

• Unwavering loyalty to Big Brother.

• Ability to doublethink with clarity and conviction.

Benefits:

• Daily rations of Victory Gin.

• Access to telescreen programming and Two Minutes Hate.

• Opportunities for advancement through demonstrated orthodoxy.

• Eternal gratitude of Big Brother.

To Apply: Submit your rewritten autobiography and loyalty statement to the Personnel Committee, Ministry of Truth. All applicants will undergo routine thought examination and memory adjustment.

Remember: Truth is not what was, but what is said to be. Join us in shaping reality.

Big Brother is Watching*