The evil Klaus has extended his unprovoked invasion to September as well. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by KhanCipher@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Context: The warlmart I work at has begin putting out the christmas stuff a couple days ago.

The war on Christmas will not end until it has been forced to retreat back to december, and stays there!

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[-] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I heard christmas music at the beginning of august this year

[-] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

That's horrible.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

it would be fine if christmas music was any good.

[-] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No it is never fine, Christmas must be forcibly returned to its original borders of December, and Santa must promise that he will never commit any acts of unprovoked aggression on the territories of November, October, and September.

Though the only good Christmas song is Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al.

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