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Anon achieves new heights
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
6'4" here, why is every counter so damn low?
9'6" here. Let me grab your tiny heads like a strawberry
Bathroom mirrors and showerheads are my bane
Samesies. Built my own kitchen on stilts. Perfect height for me and a bane to all dwarves.