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master vs main (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] ronigami@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Rename master to fuck

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

git rebase fuck
git checkout fuck
git checkout -b me
git diff fuck..me

[-] ronigami@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

fuck this repository on pornhub!

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

But master is already kinky.

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025

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