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submitted 1 day ago by python@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I'd give laser pointers to Neanderthals. Even if they did figure out some useful application for them (maybe hunting?) they'd run out of batteries eventually.

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[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago

A snow globe from Niagra Falls, a clothes hanger, A Buttplug, a die cast Model of The General Lee, some Tide pods, an assortment of Weeble Wobble’s, The Complete Jane Fonda Workout (large print, hardback edition), A magnifying glass, A bag of Candy Corn.

[-] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 day ago

You're just listing all the things within arms reach, aren't you?

[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

These items are in my go bag.

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 8 points 1 day ago

Arms reach because they’ve all just been pulled out of an ass.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Need justifications

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