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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I'm still waiting for scientist on one to produce strains of yeast making morphine/cocaine/ld, probably could single handedly kill all cartels and cia money machines

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Calling in sick to work because I got the kind of flu that just pumps you fill of Dilaudid.

Beating the common cold by making a virus that causes your body to secrete Robitussin

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

But if my body secretes it how can I taste the delicious purple flavor of Dimetapp?

That's just one more thing porky-happy wants to take away from us

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe they did produce such strains already but we don't and never will know about it because that:

could single handedly kill all cartels and cia money machines

sans-shrug

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Do you watch Thought Emporium by chance? Dude goes into a lot of detail about gene editing pretty interesting. He once genetically modified his guts to temporarily cure his lactose intolerance. He's also working on making yeast that produces large quantities of spider silk.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

i think i saw spider silk one, somewhat neat.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

You'll have to wait until the distant future of 2015

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

ah very-smart but the yield is so low, gotta pump those numbers up

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