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Anon watches Lord of the Rings
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
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Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
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I'll come in again.